Melvin Finally Noticed the Mutant Crows in the Parking Lot

TLDR: Listen Instead. So this is where things get weird. And I mean actually weird, not just “Melvin’s been timing things again” weird. Melvin came to me last week and said, “I need to tell you about the crows.” I was like, “Melvin, no. Not the crows.” But he was serious. Dead serious. Apparently, there […]

John Installed an AI Barber Named Melvin and Now He’s Telling Me Things About the Shop That I Didn’t Know Were Happening

TLDR: Listen Instead So I did something I thought was smart. I installed an AI barber system in the shop. His name is Melvin. The idea was simple: help manage customer flow, track wait times, optimize scheduling, maybe even assist with basic customer service. You know, the kind of thing that makes running a barbershop […]